Im a bored housewife in depserate need of attention

I am looking for a date partner who is humorous, who is tall, who has a great physique, a cute smile and adorable eyes! This person we are talking about should also have brown hair and brown eyes, he should live in the area of London, and who should be into BBW girls! I know there are a lot of guys in the City of London, and I could easily find studs for myself, but there is something charming in online dating, that I can’t describe! I like when total strangers write nice things, and how they try to seduce me…  So go on, what are you guys waiting for!?