I’m seeking a torrid, romantic affair with a married man in Tidworth. In case you hadn’t noticed this ad isn’t for everybody. I’ve long had this fantasy of engaging in wild passionate affairs, just like the kind you read about in romance novels. The kind where the man knows who he is and what he wants out of life but he is also craving some excitement in his life so he takes on a mistress on the side and even though they don’t ride off together in the sunset, they fulfill each other sexually.
I want to be that mistress. I want to be your first choice when you decide that playing away from home is the only way to stay sane. I want us to look into each other’s eyes with deep passion, to feel the electricity of our kiss as you slide your tongue into my mouth. I want to ignite that fire that has long burned out in your current relationship. I’m a very discreet person and I will not bring any drama to your doorstep. I just want to have some fun with you so if reading this ad turned you on, send me a message.